hear comes santa claus

During Christmas time a kindergarten class was talking about Santa Claus, when Sam piped up that his mom had Santa Claus’ phone number. The teacher replied, “Well, I have Santa Claus’ phone number too.” Sam considered this for a second then said, “Could you give it to me?” “Nooo, Santa told me I couldn’t give it to anyone,” she replied. Resigned Sam said matter of factly, “yeah, that’s what my mom said.”